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Top 19 McBealisms

in assending order of greatness.


" It'll be worth it."

" It was so real."

" I have a way with freudian slips."

" I want, I want, I want."

" Everything's my business."

" Were women, we have double standards to live up to."

" I am not a weakling."

" Did I just say that? Did I just say that, too."

" I don't need a therapist, I have a roommate."

" You know what makes my problems bigger than everybody else's? They're mine."

" Today's gonna be a less bad day……I can feel it."

" Excuse me."

" I have my dignity. Or at least I should look like it."

" I demand to Know what part of me you are laughing at."

" If you can end your day dancing, then you can't complain."

" I practice innocence."

" Can't I just apologize to everybody and be excused."

" I can't call him - rule number five."

" I really hope he calls today just so I can hang up on him."